When you want to En Garde your sausage, the BBQ Sword cuts a swathe through more sensible BBQ tools. If d'Artagnan was ever to get into alfresco cuisine, then surely this ludicrous piece of BBQ paraphernalia would be his weapon of choice. Whether you fancy yourself as the fifth musketeer, or perhaps the next Zorro (it strangely comes with a cut-out mask) then there can be no better way to sear your sausage than with this seriously silly sabre. It measures 48.5 cm long, has a wooden handle, and the metal guard will stop you getting splattered with fat as your sausage sizzles.

Age 18 years+ only